Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
FUCK WHALES
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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