Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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