You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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