so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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