I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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