well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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