In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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