brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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