Cold hands, warm shart.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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