Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Do you still have your period?
i just google imaged poop.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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