i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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