When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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