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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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