I can tuck mytits in my pants
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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