Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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