I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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