I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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