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if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

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who is canola oil?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're an idiot.

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(425): View more from Washington

i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant

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(513): View more from Ohio

it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.

(803): View more from South Carolina

I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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(818): View more from California

I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am

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