thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
birth control should be required to get into college
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
tell me about the fingering
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