Cold hands, warm shart.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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