No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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