great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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