I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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