Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
