shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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