Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
