If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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