all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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