suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
COCAINE IS GR8
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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