i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
