Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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