you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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