I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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