i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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