Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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