I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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