I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
