There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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