Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
