Where did you get a picture of my penis
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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