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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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awkward

(309): View more from Illinois

no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?

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(478): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.

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