new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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