I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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