the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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