I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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