I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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