you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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