Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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