To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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