I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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