How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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